John G. Goldfish

John G. Goldfish was originally the only goldfish on The Codpast Podcast who first appears in The Codpast Podcast #0: Hook.

History
Through pure fish luck, John G. Goldfish ended up on the Codpast Podcast with no prior knowledge on fish. Minutes later he was incarcerated under accusations of being a fish racist. During his stay in the prison, he was stabbed by his rogue cellmate, resulting in his death. Fortunately, Moorish Idol revives John with her FPhD (Fish Doctorate of Philosophy).

During the fourth episode, "The Codpast Podcast #4: Lure", Moorish Idol requested her FPhD, which she had previously used to revive him, back for personal reasons. This turn of events led to a roast-off between John G. Goldfish and Moorish Idol for possession rights over the FPhD. Unfortunately, John G. Goldfish declared that he committed the Armenian Genocide and subsequently lost the roast, losing the FPhD that was keeping him alive. The loss of the roast resulted in John being kicked off the Codpast.

As John was dying, the IR-FISH burst into his home and shot him dead for tax evasion.

He was later found by his brother, Jack G. Goldfish.